Love and Psychics

I got an unsolicited psychic 'reading' done today.

How? I was at work, minding my own business, when a customer walked up to me and asked if I'd ever had a psychic reading done. I promptly replied that I do NOT believe in that mess. PS: I thought for sure that at this point, anyone with some fiber of pride would take a hint and shaddap. Alas, I was sadly mistaken. Homegirl was not backing down. I wish I could say that I was amused by what she said, but I can't. 'Cause I wasn't. I'd say I was smack in the middle of the drawbridge between freaked the hell out and dazed & confused.

Okay... Backtrack.

What did she say? Well, according to her, there is a young man out there who is looking to (as she put it) "ask for my hand in marriage"; but something is keeping us apart from each other - something that neither of us is responsible for.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously???? I mean, yay about the marriage part, but what?! First off, I know not of any brother who is so into me that he's considering proposing marriage. Secondly, I ain't got a man... It couldn't possibly be an ex, could it? Oh, dear God, I hope not. It occurred to me that it could be the last guy I dated (who shall henceforth be known as 'Magazine', for he hath numerous issues) having realized what a sucker he is for having acted the way he did. I'm striking that thought out 'cause I really REALLY don't want to have anything to do with him ever again. Why? He's got issues. Bless his heart, but I ain't that chick.

Back to Ms. Cleo. Even though she creeped me out, she got me thinking. What if?

What if this is a person I know?
What if I like this person?
What, if anything, could be keeping us apart?
Will we eventually be together?
When will we find each other?
How will I know...?

Gosh! So many questions...

Honestly, I'm in no rush to get married. To me, it's not how fast, but how well.

I do want to fall in love though. I miss being in love. I love love. I wanna be in love again... soon.

Ugh! Now my thoughts are all over the place. See what you done did, Ms Cleo? Collective laser beam side eye to you, ma'am.